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My Fanfiction and Other Writings!

I’ve been thinking about making a pinned post of all my stuff over on AO3 as well as any further writing I do on here, so here we go. I’ve also linked my Fanfiction.Net account for the truly curious as well as catalogued my fanfiction on tumblr itself. Enjoy!

Me on AO3!

My Works on AO3:

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[nevertoomanyhugs]

when i remember that i can message people first and initiate friendship and that people are probably happy to hear from me and i don’t have to wait until someone decides i’m worthy and adopts me as a friend

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[timefortigers]

??? this cat is attempting to calm her steed

[catbountry]

This looks like a fuckin’ classical painting.

[jadedflower888]

There I painted it.

[lastxleviathan]

Dude.

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[podcast-hemocytoblast]

the real reason Sasha wasn’t made the Archivist is because, unlike Gertrude and Jon, she simply didn’t have enough Old Person Vibes. Elias, as a certifiable Old Man, saw a kindred spirit in Jon, because although Jon is young, he is elderly. If Sasha had simply spent a bit more time telling the local youths to get off her damn lawn, the position almost certainly would’ve gone to her

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[clubsdeuce]

spilling a drink is one of the deepest pains imaginable. the loss of delicious liquids. the knowledge your adult ass needs a little no-spill baby sippy cup. now you have to clean instead of enjoy your delicious beverage and pray that the ants dont discover youre a god damn fool

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[thehappysmiler]

being a music listener is ruining my life for real. i spend hours a day in a music trance. the government will kill me for vibing too hard

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[comicaurora]

I am not responsible for who I become when hyperfixating

[comicaurora]

I'd like to see YOUR dignity hold up when flooded by 2000% of your typical dopamine levels

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[sl-an]

This was my barbenheimer

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[depsidase]

[redarmyscreaming]

Sharecropping.

[transcyberism]

FYI if your employer does this, if they have done it for a long time especially, you and your coworkers could be owed huge amounts of unpaid wages and it would be an easy suit if there is a paper trail like this and your employer is placing strict requirements on your behavior while not at work. Employment lawyers generally work on contingency. Just food for thought.

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[goodplace-janet]

ALT

in which a botanical garden duck reflects on malo nukkit

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[lesbianshepard]

i was out on the porch and a baby possum came to visit me for my birthday

[lesbianshepard]

also, i know that wild animals should be left alone (especially baby ones) and i would never try to separate this lil guy from his possum family that's probably somewhere close

but also after he left i immediately googled "can you keep possums as a pet" and "can you tame wild possums"

(you really really shouldn't for the sake of the possum)

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[stuff-n-n0nsense]

Poor John Rogers. He’s gotta be feeling like a writer for The Onion trying to make an entertaining show about justice in an unjust world, and it all just. Keeps. Getting. Worse.

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[hungwy]

getting wicked drunk on honeydew behind my shoe house and smoking a mint leaf that a caterpillar sold me for five acorns

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peachyindeed asked:

It's out out there! Get yourself a wet towel!

!!!

The last time I played this game, which was ages ago, I seem to remember having eggs in my inventory, so I was juggling heatstroke AND eggs hatching into chicks and growing into chickens.

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[zegalba]

Assortments of PlayStation Horror Game Discs (1998-2007)

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Vacation pics featuring cave tour, thrift shop finds, and making friends at a wine tasting.